OK, MOMS is getting a little tired of this not winning routine. It’s getting boring. Three wins in the last 45 games… come on now. Roberto Di Matteo’s team at the moment seems to be doing a pretty decent impersonation of an Alex McLeish team with its five draws in eight games this season.
A Villa win against Newcastle certainly isn’t exactly the safest of bets, but surely this under achieving can’t go on like this? If there was ever a win to kick start our season and hopefully our promotional push, then this surely would be it.
Here’s three ways of making sure it happens…
1. Inflatables
If all else fails, then Villa supporters should bring hundreds of inflatables to the game, as per last season.
As well as being a bunch of fun (we certainly should have done this anyway, for a laugh and to wind the Geordies up), it certainly disrupted Newcastle on the pitch from finding any stride in the last home game of last season.
We’re getting to the point now where if the players can’t manage to win games anymore, then Villa supporters might have to pull a few tricks to help out.
If beach balls helped gain Villa an unlikely point last season against Newcastle and helped Darren Bent score Sunderland’s winner against Liverpool in 2009 (see above), then it might have to be inflatables all the way until the end of the season.
UTV
Follow MOMS on Twitter here – @oldmansaid
Where is the match report, why always so late with the updates that I enjoy???
P.s. I’m a big fan of moms, just sick of waiting for articles, it would be great for your own development to post more promptly, just imagine Xias visions unfolded and other blogs left you behind. UTV
I’m sick of waiting too, mate. The problem with this extra podcast is it is very time consuming in editing, which I do myself (as well as everything else). But I should have had four articles in the past few days from writers to cover this period. None arrived. Don’t worry, I’m going to have a rethink. If more people became Patrons then it would help focus it all. I can’t play the martyr any more. UTV
Villa are crap cum on you toon ..plus villa are going down two league one
why not leave Ayew off field ? And why not think about a draw as not losing ?