Media Muppets – Benteke Suffers Broken Leg & Mistaken Identity within a Week
Benteke Broken Leg & Mistaken Identity
“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it.”
We all...
How Christian Benteke Scored His Villa Goals – Visual Analysis
Christian Benteke's League Scoring Record Visualised
They say a picture paints a thousand words, so we'll keep this short. While not normally one for the...
The Value of Christian Benteke and his New Contract to Aston Villa
The Maths of Christian Benteke New Contract
Aston Villa F.C. centre forward Christian Benteke recently agreed a contract extension with the club through to 2017....
How Teenage Villa Supporters Showed up the Press Over Benteke
How Villa Supporters Trump the National Press Over Benteke
As soon as Christian Benteke had handed his transfer request in, to Villa supporters' dismay,...
How Paul Lambert’s Poker Face Won Villa Benteke
Paul Lambert Plays it Cool to Keep Benteke
All’s well that ends well, as Shakespeare once said.
This feel-good sentiment certainly rings true if you are...
Benteke Staying at Aston Villa & eBay Pull Plug on Benteke eBay Listing
Dear eBay - Christian Benteke is not an 'Escort', nor does he 'Offer Services of a Sexual Nature'
Benteke eBay Listing Aftermath
As some of you...